Random thoughts of a Scatterbrain
1. Am I corrupting America's youth? I just got propositioned by a teenager. EWWWW! I felt dirty just reading it. Somebody call the law! This goes out 2 all would be courters: please for all things holy and sane, at LEAST be legal. (Or 17 like in my song on Virgin Poet ... yeah, buy it now -- love free promo!) No, just kidding about the 17 thing, I actually like my men to be ... well MEN. In the words of Bernie Mac, "I'm a grown ass man"!
2. While I'm on the subject of would be courters ... I was discussing with someone last night, yes at the gay bar - shut up! - about how a lot of people will write and say, "Oh, Saturn, I think you're hot!" and not say a thing about my music ... even after I ask them to listen. Maybe I AM in the wrong business. Maybe I SHOULD be doing porn instead of music. Then the boys would be like, "Oh Saturn, I wish you had more to offer ... like I wish you were ARTISTIC!" I can never win here, people.
By the way, if you haven't voted yet for which song to keep on my profile, please go vote. I've had 20 votes so far, 2 of which say they hate all my songs. And I actually respect that because I've at least elicited a passionate response. It's better than apathy I suppose. Isn't it??
3. More tunes no money wtf - this summer I wrote a shit load of new music. It was very exciting to be in the zone again, so to speak. Not having a job definitely helped. Alas, I've gone through all my moolah, so I'll be starting a job soon and find myself in the same predicament. A shit load of material and not half the resources I need to record half of it. Fuck it. I'm gonna build my own in house studio before the year is up. U just wait and see. Then it's gonna be like, 'damn, every week that bastards pushin' a new song on us!"
4. Speaking of TX , my little business is picking up some serious momentum down there ... now if I can only match it here in Baltimore. Anybody wanna make some serious lifetime dough? Email me today with this special tagline --> "Saturn, you're hot! But I don't care, I just wanna get paid." :-)
5. I'm on a mission to go out and mingle more, go listen to more local music ... I used to be really into this but it all kind of got buried beneath all my burgeoning responsibilities. Well, that's all changing. I love music too much to not go and hear it all the time. Any body wanna chill with me?
6. There R many things I'm good at .. but even more things that I suck at. 4 instance, I suck at sports and I REALLY SUCK at promoting and computer tech stuff. I need to find someone who is good at promotion and will work really cheaply. I have some new music coming out the pike here soon and I want the world 2 hear it, but I don't wanna have to go to every blog and beg 4 a listen. *sigh* therein lies my dilemma. It's kind of like that saying, "if a tree falls in a forest, does anyone here it?" I always kind of had this picture in my mind of this lumberjack man standing there oblivious to the tree falling until it landed on him, thus making him go SPLAT!!! That amuses me. I blame the RoadRunner cartoons 4 this.
7. I truly admire and stand in awe of independent musicians who say FUCK IT and just go out on balls and faith to pursue what they love no matter what, with no safety net. I'm a fucking coward in that regard, but I'd like to say hats off to Tim Kaye, Tori Fixx, and Aaron Carl, all exceptional musicians whose music I love and all friends of mine who are doing what they know they were put on this earth to do.
Now, what the hell am I here for? I got it! I should make a porno musical!!! I've found my calling! LOL.
No, maybe I'm just in the wrong market. I think I'm going to take a cue from Queen Madge and make an album of children's lullabyes.
"Should I carry on, will it matter when I'm gone? Will any of this matter?" - Madonna, How High
Check out Saturn on I-Tunes!
Get Saturn's CDs at CDBaby!
Check out Saturn on MySpace!
2. While I'm on the subject of would be courters ... I was discussing with someone last night, yes at the gay bar - shut up! - about how a lot of people will write and say, "Oh, Saturn, I think you're hot!" and not say a thing about my music ... even after I ask them to listen. Maybe I AM in the wrong business. Maybe I SHOULD be doing porn instead of music. Then the boys would be like, "Oh Saturn, I wish you had more to offer ... like I wish you were ARTISTIC!" I can never win here, people.
By the way, if you haven't voted yet for which song to keep on my profile, please go vote. I've had 20 votes so far, 2 of which say they hate all my songs. And I actually respect that because I've at least elicited a passionate response. It's better than apathy I suppose. Isn't it??
3. More tunes no money wtf - this summer I wrote a shit load of new music. It was very exciting to be in the zone again, so to speak. Not having a job definitely helped. Alas, I've gone through all my moolah, so I'll be starting a job soon and find myself in the same predicament. A shit load of material and not half the resources I need to record half of it. Fuck it. I'm gonna build my own in house studio before the year is up. U just wait and see. Then it's gonna be like, 'damn, every week that bastards pushin' a new song on us!"
4. Speaking of TX , my little business is picking up some serious momentum down there ... now if I can only match it here in Baltimore. Anybody wanna make some serious lifetime dough? Email me today with this special tagline --> "Saturn, you're hot! But I don't care, I just wanna get paid." :-)
5. I'm on a mission to go out and mingle more, go listen to more local music ... I used to be really into this but it all kind of got buried beneath all my burgeoning responsibilities. Well, that's all changing. I love music too much to not go and hear it all the time. Any body wanna chill with me?
6. There R many things I'm good at .. but even more things that I suck at. 4 instance, I suck at sports and I REALLY SUCK at promoting and computer tech stuff. I need to find someone who is good at promotion and will work really cheaply. I have some new music coming out the pike here soon and I want the world 2 hear it, but I don't wanna have to go to every blog and beg 4 a listen. *sigh* therein lies my dilemma. It's kind of like that saying, "if a tree falls in a forest, does anyone here it?" I always kind of had this picture in my mind of this lumberjack man standing there oblivious to the tree falling until it landed on him, thus making him go SPLAT!!! That amuses me. I blame the RoadRunner cartoons 4 this.
7. I truly admire and stand in awe of independent musicians who say FUCK IT and just go out on balls and faith to pursue what they love no matter what, with no safety net. I'm a fucking coward in that regard, but I'd like to say hats off to Tim Kaye, Tori Fixx, and Aaron Carl, all exceptional musicians whose music I love and all friends of mine who are doing what they know they were put on this earth to do.
Now, what the hell am I here for? I got it! I should make a porno musical!!! I've found my calling! LOL.
No, maybe I'm just in the wrong market. I think I'm going to take a cue from Queen Madge and make an album of children's lullabyes.
"Should I carry on, will it matter when I'm gone? Will any of this matter?" - Madonna, How High
Check out Saturn on I-Tunes!
Get Saturn's CDs at CDBaby!
Check out Saturn on MySpace!
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